precumming:

sit on my face and ill guess your weight

mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

gbftompkins:

zenstiel-the-chill-angel:

docjohnlock:

ultrafacts:

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Puts on suit and Google some fanfiction

DO NOT READ GAME OF THRONES

Hunger games.

How about 50 shades? ;)

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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condom:

pissing people off should be a sport